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Thursday, June 28, 2007

I remember ...

... when Gough made his first 12.

... when EE tossed his new graphite shaft driver into the lake next to No. 1 at Bow Lake in Barry and had to wait 10 minutes for it to drift back to him on shore.

... when Crim and Noodle actually lucked their way into the only eagles in PPGA history (Crim at Norwoods and Noodle at the Crest.)

... when Broughton wore jeans to an event in Palmyra.

... when Duerr came off the DL and won in his first time out at Hannibal.

... when we had an actual legitmate golfer in Ryan Graff who went slumming with us for an event and set an all-time lowing scoring mark of 54 (or something like that.)

... when Rabjohns was found sleeping on his bag outside Ridgebrook Apts. after a late night with a lady. Talk about your dedication to the Tour.

... when Hausdorf became the Hardcore legend with his 129 (or whatever it was.)

... when we all tried to get together to play golf every other week or so.

Have any favorite PPGA memories? Share them in the comments section. It might be all we have of this season.

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  • At 8:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    RODNEY WROTE:

    I remember when Rabjohns hurled his Mizuno Quad irons into the lake behind No. 17 at Norwoods, the same clubs I sold him for cheap cheap cheap a few months before. I remember Hausdorf in Barry in front of the pond on No. 8 taking the biggest freaking swing I've ever seen and his divot going 25 yards and this ball minus-5 yards. I also remember Crim's Japanese tee.

    It's hard to get out on Sunday mornings because of Macker, a 15-year-old daughter with a music and basketball schedule from hell and church comittments. But ... I'll be around July 24 and July 30 if you get something together.
    RH

     
  • At 11:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I remember ...

    ... when Weast drove over the ropes at Nauvoo.

    ... when Weast, while surprisingly driving the speed limit on the way to Macomb for the Russ Michna Rumble, actually glanced at his companion, Jon Lavery, 21 times in a one-minute span. While driving through Colchester, Weast looked at Lavery or other things on the side of the road 39 times.

    ... Husar busting out a yellow ball for the Crim Challenge.

    ... and who can forget two famous lines offered by our own EE. The first was "I have no doubt that Ray Ray woke up Sunday morning next to a Hustler and an empty bottle of Wesson."

    The second was "I still have that video of Ray Ray, the rooster and that Puerto Rican midget I bought on ebay last year."

    Where have the good times gone???

     
  • At 10:54 AM, Blogger EE said…

    * Who can forget DOB's meltdown a few years ago when a huge backup forced us to play the back nine at Westview? Leave it to Mr. Diplomacy (Crim) to set things right, when he he responded to a distraught DOB in the clubhouse after the round with "shut up and quit b*tching, there ain't none of us good enough to be complaining about which course we play."

    * What about Marth quiting with two holes to play @ Palmyra (while he was leading no less) because he had promised his wife he would take her shopping (Sadly, Marth has worn frilly panties since that fateful day)

    * There are (or at least were) the old standby's that occured at each event....Schuckman holding his arms aloft like an Olymic Champion upon finding his ball in the woods time and time again, Noodlemeyer spending more time in the rough than on the course, and Weast running over, into or under something with the golf cart.

    * Finally, who can forget the weekend trip to Spencer T. Olin in Alton? Noodle fretting about going to PT's because it would "wound his wife's soul"....crashing at Crim's in-laws place....and of course, Weast's exploits at PT's with Sonja (where do I begin?).

    Alright boys, it's time to quit finding excuses not to play and become men once again (Marth, you'll have to work twice as hard since your Jackson Park incident but I have faith in you). Lets plan some events and actually show up to play in them.

     
  • At 1:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    10 UNDER my ass !


    remember ...
    ... when Gough made his first 12.


    he was on your team !



    Team Barnett says" some fishy math"



    We have called Norwoods to review the film

     
  • At 1:38 PM, Blogger PPGA Commish said…

    Team PPGA was on at Norwoods.

    We were dropping bombs. DOB sank a 35-footer for natural eagle on No. 11. We didn't need no stinkin 5-5-5 game to help us on the hole.

    Schuck was crushin' and DOB was sinking putts.

    It all adds up to a dominating performance by the PPGAers

     
  • At 2:14 PM, Blogger TOOKIE said…

    See one can believe the Schuck & DOB ................



    But deep down I know BAWB was the score keep ! You guys look guilty at the hotdog stand too .

     
  • At 4:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Man alive. This is why I didn't golf, DOB.

     
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