New Year's Resolution
Gang,
I've had several requests to update the Web site. Some of you still infrequently check in every now and then to see what's happening in the world of the PPGA.
Well, not much now. But that WILL change in 2007.
As a result, here are a few New Year's resolutions for the tour:
1. We will have more events in 2007. I'll admit that 2006 was pretty lame for the PPGA. I wasn't motivated to create tourneys and if I didn't do it, it didn't get done. That will stop this year. We need more events.
2. Some of you sad sacks you have never tried the PPGA need to come out and knock it around with us. What are you afraid of? I promise not to pair you with Noodlehauser (until your second event.)
3. Let's hope we can lure the Hardcore Legend, George Hausdorf, back to the tour. Mr. Canton hasn't been heard from in like three years. With upcoming talent like the Linkster on tour, we could have some out of this world scores be posted.
4. We have to hit the road again this year. We need more stories like the "Tale of Sonja." I'm up for wherever folks want to go. I think we could do some damage in the Ozarks.
5. We will have a new category on tour this year. Since any 12 is a Gough, we're going to have any 9 be called a Romo in honor of former EIU quarterback Tony Romo, who is about to lead the Dallas Cowboys to the Super Bowl XLI title.
6. We'll petition the IRS to make sure greenie winnings aren't taxed.
7. We're making Schuckman come to every event this year. No more Rabby excuses will be allowed.
Feel free to chime in with any resolutions of your own.
We're shooting for a late March/early April start to the season.
Have a good New Year's.
The Commish
I've had several requests to update the Web site. Some of you still infrequently check in every now and then to see what's happening in the world of the PPGA.
Well, not much now. But that WILL change in 2007.
As a result, here are a few New Year's resolutions for the tour:
1. We will have more events in 2007. I'll admit that 2006 was pretty lame for the PPGA. I wasn't motivated to create tourneys and if I didn't do it, it didn't get done. That will stop this year. We need more events.
2. Some of you sad sacks you have never tried the PPGA need to come out and knock it around with us. What are you afraid of? I promise not to pair you with Noodlehauser (until your second event.)
3. Let's hope we can lure the Hardcore Legend, George Hausdorf, back to the tour. Mr. Canton hasn't been heard from in like three years. With upcoming talent like the Linkster on tour, we could have some out of this world scores be posted.
4. We have to hit the road again this year. We need more stories like the "Tale of Sonja." I'm up for wherever folks want to go. I think we could do some damage in the Ozarks.
5. We will have a new category on tour this year. Since any 12 is a Gough, we're going to have any 9 be called a Romo in honor of former EIU quarterback Tony Romo, who is about to lead the Dallas Cowboys to the Super Bowl XLI title.
6. We'll petition the IRS to make sure greenie winnings aren't taxed.
7. We're making Schuckman come to every event this year. No more Rabby excuses will be allowed.
Feel free to chime in with any resolutions of your own.
We're shooting for a late March/early April start to the season.
Have a good New Year's.
The Commish
posted by PPGA Commish @ 4:32 PM
2 Comments:
At 3:46 PM,
Anonymous said…
Bring on the events as I have more free time now that my employees are all back working without some sort of injuries...
FEDEX Bob
At 9:40 PM,
Anonymous said…
it's just like an employer to complain about employee's who will work (and golf) through any kind of injury (immobilizing boot) or other trauma just so they can have more free time to stay away from work. and the comment about partnering with me was out of line because i'm the one whose play remains the same (awful) no matter who i'm teamed with. Duerr was the "hack" who made the comment that i was a "cooler" and his game is always worse when he's teamed with me. more likely it's the fact everyone is laughung so much about my golf game that they can't concentrate on their own.
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