Major news!!!

Lew Stowers and his drunken sidekick will provide color commentary of Sunday's PPGA Championship

Gents,

Some major movement on the eve of the PPGA Championship.

On Thursday afternoon, the league office got a commitment from the "Hard Core legend" himself, George Hausdorf. After saving the city of Canton from tornadoes and floods and drunken co-eds, George will make his first PPGA appearance since Joe Charles Field House was turned into a pancake.

The only thing that could be better is if the soon-to-be married Jeff Rabjohns made a return appearance.

(By the way, the news of the impending Rabby nuptials, which will happen in 2006, brought this response from Crim. "What? Does he have to wait for her to graduate high school?" A classic zinger from the master.)

However, not all the news was good for the PPGA on Thursday. For the first time (possibly ever) we won't have to wait for Noodlehauser to look for his lost balls and slow down play for the entire day. Noodle has fought valiantly through an Achilles' injury, but just can't make it a go on Sunday. That denied us a classic Hausdorf-Noodle pairing on Sunday, a matchup that would rank right up there with the Hulkster vs. HBK when it comes to the PPGA.

As a result, we have 10 folks in for Sunday and have spots for two more. Again, first-come, first-served. We're teeing off around 9:30. Please email the Commish if you'd like to join our reindeer games.

Thank you, drive through.