PPGA championship update
Gents,
Since my last email, we've been hit with a flurry of commitments for Sunday's PPGA championships.
The roster so far ...
The Commish
Hart
Husar (yes, Husar)
Duerr
Noodle
Schuck
Weast
Crim
Mahon
We have three spots left open. First come, first served. Our tee times are at 9:36, 9:45 and 9:54.
One person who won't be there is Ervin, who is still suffering from pussitis. Not having Ervin at the PPGA Championship is a good thing.
Let's go back through the years, shall we?
2001 —Because his beloved Bears are coming on, EE leaves the course after 14 holes to watch the Bears. Didn't help that he was playing like crap, but you should never pull a McVey when you don't have to. Especially when it's to watch the freaking Bears.
2002— In an unsuccessful attempt to overthrow the Commish, Ervin decides we're going to play 19-27 for our back nine. What a mess! He even tried to blame poor old Gordon Pasley for shipping us to the back nine. Easily the slimiest (sp?) move ever in the history of the PPGA.
2003 — Playing in a driving rainstorm, the PPGAers only get in 9 holes. Scores went through the roof as Gough (yes, Gough) tied for the title that day with Schuette. After finding out he was just strokes away from beating Crim for the season-long title, EE whines that we should finish the rest of our round. Nevermind the fact he missed two events earlier in the season where he could have made up ground on Crim. That solidified his Slappy of the Year status.
2004— Ervin wins Slappy of the Week honors after we found out he was with his wife and kids in Springfield shopping when he was supposed to be on the first tee with the rest of us. By backing out, EE also secured the season-long title over Crim, thus giving Ervin the most tainted championship since the Royals' World Series win in 1985.
2005 —Saying he has to study for some insurance test, EE is backing out of the PPGA Championship. "I don't have five hours to waste," he said. Since when did he become a scholar? First, football, then his family and now work is more important than golf. What's next?
Maybe this?
2006 — EE has to skip the season-ending PPGA Championships because he's getting the rest of his surgery done, transforming the once-proud man into a woman. Word on the streets is he's going for 38 DDDs.
If you're interested in joining the fun this weekend without EE, email me.
The Commish
Since my last email, we've been hit with a flurry of commitments for Sunday's PPGA championships.
The roster so far ...
The Commish
Hart
Husar (yes, Husar)
Duerr
Noodle
Schuck
Weast
Crim
Mahon
We have three spots left open. First come, first served. Our tee times are at 9:36, 9:45 and 9:54.
One person who won't be there is Ervin, who is still suffering from pussitis. Not having Ervin at the PPGA Championship is a good thing.
Let's go back through the years, shall we?
2001 —Because his beloved Bears are coming on, EE leaves the course after 14 holes to watch the Bears. Didn't help that he was playing like crap, but you should never pull a McVey when you don't have to. Especially when it's to watch the freaking Bears.
2002— In an unsuccessful attempt to overthrow the Commish, Ervin decides we're going to play 19-27 for our back nine. What a mess! He even tried to blame poor old Gordon Pasley for shipping us to the back nine. Easily the slimiest (sp?) move ever in the history of the PPGA.
2003 — Playing in a driving rainstorm, the PPGAers only get in 9 holes. Scores went through the roof as Gough (yes, Gough) tied for the title that day with Schuette. After finding out he was just strokes away from beating Crim for the season-long title, EE whines that we should finish the rest of our round. Nevermind the fact he missed two events earlier in the season where he could have made up ground on Crim. That solidified his Slappy of the Year status.
2004— Ervin wins Slappy of the Week honors after we found out he was with his wife and kids in Springfield shopping when he was supposed to be on the first tee with the rest of us. By backing out, EE also secured the season-long title over Crim, thus giving Ervin the most tainted championship since the Royals' World Series win in 1985.
2005 —Saying he has to study for some insurance test, EE is backing out of the PPGA Championship. "I don't have five hours to waste," he said. Since when did he become a scholar? First, football, then his family and now work is more important than golf. What's next?
Maybe this?
2006 — EE has to skip the season-ending PPGA Championships because he's getting the rest of his surgery done, transforming the once-proud man into a woman. Word on the streets is he's going for 38 DDDs.
If you're interested in joining the fun this weekend without EE, email me.
The Commish
posted by PPGA Commish @ 4:23 PM
8 Comments:
At 8:31 PM,
Anonymous said…
Ervin is waiting until next year to have the surgery? Sounds like he's already undergone the knife. How much studying does it take to learn to say, "Buy this policy and my kid can go to college"? Or, "Of course I will insure slum lords in bad locations, despite the fire risks." You sure he hasn't become an assistant QND football coach?
At 8:33 PM,
Anonymous said…
Who is this Ervin character? Went shopping with the wife and kids instead of playing golf with the boys? Sounds like a guy on a pretty short marital leash, if you ask me.
At 8:37 PM,
Anonymous said…
The guy might as well have the sex change surgery. Sounds like he has already quit acting like a man.
At 8:42 PM,
Anonymous said…
Golf .... is five hours to waste? Like driving to Springfield to shop is time well spent? This guys obviously is need of a male figure in his life. Call the YMCA to see if he can trade in his Big Sister for a Big Brother.
At 8:48 PM,
Anonymous said…
Asia Carrerra isn't built like Dick "The Bruiser." No doctor is that good. Best of luck, Mrs. Ervin.
At 8:51 PM,
Anonymous said…
Is this guy married to Peg Bundy?
At 8:57 PM,
Anonymous said…
At least Mr. Ervin won't have to go through having his male organs removed in 2006. That procedure apparently has already been done.
At 5:45 PM,
Rodney Hart said…
Don't forget, we've had other PPGA notables suffer from injury and rebound to play. Duerr and Schuck both had torn labias, uh, LABRUMS, and made it back.
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